I'm glad my reasoning for never being honest with people when it comes to how I feel about them WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG AND REJECTION SUCKS.

This don't even involve no penis.
















I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments. What do you get?

1. Produce: cucumbers
2. Bakery: chocolate chip cookies
3. Meat: soy burger patties (no meat!)
4. Frozen: ...something Ben & Jerry's.
5. Dry goods: Goldfish crackers

Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?

1. tights
2. skirt
3. fitted t-shirt

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

1. "Shit."
2. "What?"
3. "Ohmygawd."
4. "I hate..."

So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

1. Wash mah face!
2. Apply black eyeliner.
3. Brush dem teef.
4. Change my clothing. Wearing the same outfit for over a day is NASTY.

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

1. Look for new music.
2. Find out when the next episode of Rock of Love 2 comes on, and possibly watch VH1 or the Food Network.
3. Soak in the tub as long as the sharks aren't attacking.
4. Pluck my face. Namely eyebrows.
5. Surf the 'net.

We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

1. tigers
2. hippos
3. PANDA BEARS

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?

1. Um, Rock of Love 2, but only when Angelique was on. Holy hell, I loved her.
2. THE COLBERT REPORT/DAILY SHOW
3. Project Runway!
4. Ace of Cakes

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

1. plain chocolate
2. mint chocolate chip
3. chocolate with brownie or fudge or something. I love chocolate.

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

1. the blue wallet Lily gave me
2. a pack of Camel Filters with a yellow Bic
3. my Jasmine pez dispenser
4. like six million tampons
5. like six million bobby pins

You are at a job fair, and asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

1. blech, psychiatrist?
2. blech, casting official for reality shows?
3. blech, something or other in marketing?
4. blech, something or other dealing in SAVING THE RAINFOREST.

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high/middle school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

1. Take risks when it comes to relationships with people.
2. Become a vegetarian as early as possible...it'll keep you thinner.
3. Never touch a boy your friend has touched...ANY friend.
4. Don't listen to the most of the negative things people have to say about you. Only maybe 20% of their criticism is constructive.

Do you know about Pak-A-Sak coffee?

I like zoos. But not our zoo, because it is poo.

Our zoo is super poo. :(

I have never experienced gas station coffee.
May I as to why you made this inquiry?

Because I see it all around.

I like your job choices.

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