Well, my satisfaction with reality has been greatly lessening.
So, here's a list of men I find attractive on the screen, big AND small!
Christian Bale

BATMAN. And, creepily hot in American Psycho. He takes interesting roles, and just seems like an all-around cool guy. And he was in Pocahontas.
Stephen Colbert
Oh, yes. Really, if you don't get it, then there's no use in explaining.
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers

Damn, he is a pretty man. I don't dig his long hair that I came across while looking for pictures of him, but ahh, HAVE YOU SEEN MATCH POINT? He has the kind of appeal that's like, man, this man could possibly be a rapist or something, and is definitely hiding something that could probably get him arrested, but who cares! He is attractive!
Jake Gyllenhaal
I wanted to see Brokeback Mountain just because he's in it. (And it seemed like a pleasant/tragic/moving(?) love story.)
Ryan Gosling 
It's pretty much been love since I saw Remember the Titans.
Peter Sarsgaard
Apparently I just really like celebrities who creep me out a bit. Garden State, anyone? And he impregnated Maggie Gyllenhaal! She's so cool! They're just such a cool couple!
Edward Norton
I'm not sure for how long I've found Edward Norton attractive, but it started when I was rather wee. Like maybe middle school. It's a bit bizarre, but man... I found him more attractive than Brad Pitt in Fight Club. Is that curious? Probably. And he's almost forty. I'd still hit it. There's just something about this man that is undeniable.
Gael GarcÃa Bernal
Attractive. And Mexican. It just doesn't make any sense. I just thought he was so CUTE in The Science of Sleep as a bumbling awkward man-child and so CHARMING in The Motorcycle Diaries.
James McAvoy
I was a bit confused when I found a faun from Narnia attractive, but after Atonement, it started to make sense.
Jason Bateman

My love for him began with Arrested Development. He is attractive man! With great sense of humor! Yes! And a well-adjusted still successful former child actor!
Michael Cera
He's probably the least conventionally attractive and also the youngest. I enjoy his awkward shtick. And he's funny! Yeah! And has good taste in music! And his role in Juno made me love him FOREVAAH.
Now, I am tired of that, and I have probably forgotten someone IMPORTANT. BUT OH WELL.
Next will probably be list of attractive people in MUSIC.
And then, attractive women.